The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
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