I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
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So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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