she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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