It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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