what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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