Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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