I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
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I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
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He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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