so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He felt like a one man threesome
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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