Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Randomize
