upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
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Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
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I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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