I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
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My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
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I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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