dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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