apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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