He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Randomize
