You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
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I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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