It's just like the Real World with babies
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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