I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
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But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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