Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Randomize
