So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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