You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
the day after is always just damage control
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The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
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Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.