We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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