Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
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he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
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ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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