his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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