The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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