I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
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Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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