grandma shit on top of the toilet
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
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I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex