My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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