He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
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GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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