just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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