I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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