belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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