would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
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we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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