so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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