This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
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I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
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Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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