Don't you send me to vm
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
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if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
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Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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