I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
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He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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