I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
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We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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