Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
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they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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