Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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