What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Found the puke drawer
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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