Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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