I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
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We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
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