only you would photoshop your dick
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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