don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
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I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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