Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You were trust falling into bushes
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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