Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
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well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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