Where did you get a picture of my penis
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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