i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
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He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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