I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
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I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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