I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
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we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
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And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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