great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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