i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
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Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
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I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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