No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
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I will miss his soup and his dick the most
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
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