Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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