I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
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literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
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IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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