so explain again why im purple
no
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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