Well apparently he's into motor boating.
her vagine was all disorganized.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
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Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
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You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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